It's all very well ...
But you can never quite tell!
Despite little pink roses and a bleeding heart.
.. will you transport me home in a cart
if I get roaring, sentimental drunk
as a certain silly cartoon skunk?
Will you grow old with me?
Until neither of us can see
what the other looks like -
or will you tell me to go take a hike
when my wrinkles get deeper
- or is that steeper - than
the gorge in Grand Canyon?
.. and my make-up looks like crayon
because my hands shakes and my glasses are lost.
You being so forgetful you tossed
them out with the garbage can ...
Which you normally never touch - being a man.
I just asked because I want to know
should I throw you out before this show
so I can enjoy Jay Leno in peace.
... where did we put your valise?
Or should I stop teasing and having fun
just because Adam made Drew beam like the sun?